june 20th (heyyyy)
Topic: BOYs BOYs Boys (and a little on girls)
Have you ever been in a good relationship with someone, and you think its gonna last a long, long time, but then the guy you always dreamed of comes along (and I mean like your dream guy, the one you thought of when you were six and you pretended to have weddings with Barbies). Okay, i am metaphorically speaking when I tell this story:
There is this one guy "Elliot" who I am currently dating. He is everything I could ever ask for--smart, funny, caring, and he really knows how to make me feel special and happy (nooo not it the way most of you perverts are thinking)-- but guess who comes along? Mr. My-Dream-Guy-Since-I-Was-Five (by the way, my other dream guy was Ronald McDonald so it's not like I obsessed over one type of guy. I was a very strange child). It's also not like this guy was the opposite of Elliot (let's call him Jake). In fact he just happens to be one of Elliot's best friends. (I bet all you readers right now are reading this and gasping 'How scandelous?!")
So I bet you're wondering what would possess me to do such a thing.
It's complicated people. It's not my fault. I love my boyfriend and would do nothing to hurt him. But really, I hope this ends soon.
>>>(now here's the part about girls you've all been waiting for)
Have you ever noticed how cruel girls can be. Boys, they throw a few punches, maybe call each other a few choice words, then go have a beer and joke around like buddies. But girls? Wow we are just plain mean. I mean we tend to split up into little groups of our own, thats natural, but when someone has a little to much fun, and people get mad, we turn against even our best friends. If you don't get what I'm saying, here's a sample.
Gretchen falls asleep first at the slumber party. Then Allison. The five or six girls left awake draw on Gretchen's face with permenent marker...oops.
Allison wakes up and tells Gretchen who did it (because what are friends for right?), and Gretchen bombards the others with silly string. A big mess. Tessa (it's her house) is freaking out because it's everywhere and her mom is going to be POed to the tenth degree. The girls clean up the room while G and A wash off Gretchen's face. The girls quickly target Allison as the perpetrator and immediately start talking smack about her and telling other stories where she is the party pooper. Everyone gets together, pretends nothing is wrong, and goes back to prank calling people they hate. But nobody forgets what is said and silently decide not to nvolve Allison in anything.
Now where is the sanity in that? That is just stupidity. But if you know someone who does NOT do this or you have a totally ridiculous story like this one... LEAVE A COMMENT! (in "Tell Me About it!") <3 LUx
There is this one guy "Elliot" who I am currently dating. He is everything I could ever ask for--smart, funny, caring, and he really knows how to make me feel special and happy (nooo not it the way most of you perverts are thinking)-- but guess who comes along? Mr. My-Dream-Guy-Since-I-Was-Five (by the way, my other dream guy was Ronald McDonald so it's not like I obsessed over one type of guy. I was a very strange child). It's also not like this guy was the opposite of Elliot (let's call him Jake). In fact he just happens to be one of Elliot's best friends. (I bet all you readers right now are reading this and gasping 'How scandelous?!")
So I bet you're wondering what would possess me to do such a thing.
It's complicated people. It's not my fault. I love my boyfriend and would do nothing to hurt him. But really, I hope this ends soon.
>>>(now here's the part about girls you've all been waiting for)
Have you ever noticed how cruel girls can be. Boys, they throw a few punches, maybe call each other a few choice words, then go have a beer and joke around like buddies. But girls? Wow we are just plain mean. I mean we tend to split up into little groups of our own, thats natural, but when someone has a little to much fun, and people get mad, we turn against even our best friends. If you don't get what I'm saying, here's a sample.
Gretchen falls asleep first at the slumber party. Then Allison. The five or six girls left awake draw on Gretchen's face with permenent marker...oops.
Allison wakes up and tells Gretchen who did it (because what are friends for right?), and Gretchen bombards the others with silly string. A big mess. Tessa (it's her house) is freaking out because it's everywhere and her mom is going to be POed to the tenth degree. The girls clean up the room while G and A wash off Gretchen's face. The girls quickly target Allison as the perpetrator and immediately start talking smack about her and telling other stories where she is the party pooper. Everyone gets together, pretends nothing is wrong, and goes back to prank calling people they hate. But nobody forgets what is said and silently decide not to nvolve Allison in anything.
Now where is the sanity in that? That is just stupidity. But if you know someone who does NOT do this or you have a totally ridiculous story like this one... LEAVE A COMMENT! (in "Tell Me About it!") <3 LUx
