february (weirdest spelling ever)

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OMGOSH how are you peeps!!!!???
<<<<<<Do u not loove this pic? Its amazingly amazing and the white brother of my black kitteh...

But I did not just put this pick there for no reason. no ho ho! It has major meaning!!!

It is the total reason I writing to you now! It is boredom and the reason why we americans are getting so fat and lazy.
Its TV my pretties... duh duh duh
Yes yes because we USians (what else do u call it?) love entertainment and we will drop everything we are doing to not have that boredom overtake us.

It doesn't help that there are so many things and good movies to watch. Another Pirates of the Caribbean and Transformers?! coming out this summer will be amazing but geez!!! I can hear the headlines now!

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Yes yes this is it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So anyway earlier this week I got to go to Chicago to see an amazing play called Les Miserables.
Incredible as it was, and however jealous you might be , I have to admit the city itself was the best part... The beautiful architecture, the lights, the sounds, the atmosphere... The FREAkIN FOOD???!!!!!! I had a faaablulous Chicago style hot dog. So many freakin ingredients. I mean seriously! I it really necessary to have a giant pickle, jalapenos, and those wierd green things in there? And frankly (ha ha play on words) no ketchup? I know it is a "tradition", but I want my ketchup!

other than that the town was cool. Everyone there seemed either incredibly nice or incredibly rude, noisy and obnoxious. My group visited a candy shop with the best chocolate in the world (in Macy's for anyone who wants to visit) but it was run by this very old man who gave you this annoyed mean look and took 100 years to check out your treats. UUUGGGG.

This lady running the food court also seemed like she was speaking a secret language to her cook. "Hey Darel! You got those big towns ready for the chicks?You hear that Darel!!????" WHT THE HECK!!!!

! tip tho, when you are in Chicago, always take everything with you at all times. Hold it close to yo like a gold necklace and let no one touch you!!! Pit pockets are so tricky these days!

And they have the weirdest vocabulary/ accents ever! The drawl Wisconsin. It's not Wesconsin. It's Wisconsin. End of story.

So now I just rambling ... so I'll let you gets go. So hungry must eat

So just in case you guys are planning to take over the world with your genetically modified ferrets who shoot lasers from their eyes, my genetically enhanced ninja zombie monkeys with carrots will totally destroy you.

Comment!!!!!

<3Lux