july 16th (Im baaack!!!)

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Sorry ladies and gents.
1) I apologize for the lack of spelling and grammer corrections in my last posting....Oops, I guess spellcheck is crap.
2) I deeply regret talking to you guys during this past week-- OMGOSH!!! IT'S BEEN NINE FREAKN' DAYS. Another well deserved oops. This might be due to the fact that I went on a, rather cut-off vacassion (vacaccion? vecation?). Unfortunately, we first were delayed by rather terrible mechanical difficulties, and then we thought it necissary to return due to my sister getting extremely sick (I definately will not be sharing any specific details....WAAAAY too gross).
   So yeah, if you're wondering why I'm writing so weirdly is because I am severely peeved. Sorry bout it, but you guys will just have to bear through it.
   Anywho, we went to Minnesota. It was a very _____ drive (this is just to throw off some of you sexual preditors out there mwaha). It was worth it though, because northern Minnesota is one of the prettiest places I've ever been to. We went to Duluth, which is right on lake superior. Sooo many pine trees (in case you don't know, they are one of my favorite trees). A lot of waterfalls, which were all beautiful.
   Probably, if I had to pick right now my perfect place to live, I'd say a little log cottage nestled in the woods, away from any big cities. Surrounded by large oaks, maples, birch, and lots of pine trees (maybe even a willow or two). It wound be located along a medium-sized stream right as it empties into Lake Superior (or another big lake) as a gently tumbling waterfall. Sound amazing? I think so, too.
   Another thing you should know is that I am a curiously fast reader. I brought six books along with me on our "planned" six day vaccation. The vaccation only ended up lasting four days, but I read four an a half books (and they are not the little kiddy big lettered books. Four out of the five of them were more than three-hundred pages long, and had a font of probably 8-12 Times New Roman. Simpled out, its about half the size of the font I'm typing in). Am I mad????
No, just bored.
   Here are the books:
-The Knife of Never Letting Go (amazing book, and about five hundred pages, but it's amazing... please read it)
-Perfect Strangers Love Letters ( very fast read)
-Maximum Ride: School's Out- Forever
-Maximum Ride: Saving The World and Other Extreme Sports (This was an amazing series. A must-read in my book)
-Peeps ( I only half-finished this one, but its good. Very mature. Read it, but don't make any sly comments about the contents... WARNING: This book contains contents such as sexual behaviors, crude language, and foul, grusome details.)
-Notes From A Midnight Driver (I actually never got to read this one. But I report back to you on this one)

   Also on my get-away, I got some one-on-one time with nature. No I did not go Zen. I meerly lured chipmunks onto my lap with peanuts and crackers. Snd they were so cute!!!
   Also, also, I got in touch with my feelings. yeees I going to talk about boys again. I think I'm set with everything straight in my mind so you can all stop worrying about me. Thanks for all your concerns. Love you too.
   I guess what I have to say is to be confident in yourself. Don't let ANYONE tell you you can't do something, because they're wrong and they know it. Love yourself and you enemies. Sound strange and weird to you??? Me too.

   Back to reality here. I want to get thinner. (IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?)
Noooo I'm not going to go all balemic or anorexic on you guys. I love food to much to barf it up or not eat at all. So my plan is a major workout before school. Sound cool? I thought so, too. What I really want to do is learn to box or kick-box or karate, or even just fighting for that matter. I don't know, maybe it's just the action books I've been reading, but I realized I like doing that stuff. Especially the first two because as far as fighting goes, if I saw a guy coming at my with a loud "Hiya!" and chopping-block hands, I'd knee them in the nuts right then and there and be on my way. Sorry to all you karate kids out there.
   Maybe another reason why I want to do this is because, well I've never really actually hurt someone on purpose. I mean, if some guy came at me, readyto tackle me, I sure bet I could punch him where it matters, but I haven't really had the need to do it EVER. Why? Because times never called for it. But if I had to throw a few blows when the time was right, I'd bet I could hold my own(in a strictly defensive way of course), at least I think so.
   So any of you creeps wanna piece o' dis???? Comin' ge der!! Hahahaha *cough cough* okay weird awkward silence.
Anywho, Check out my New Page of Inserts Of Me (The twilight Saga In About Two Minutes). it's probably ont of the funniest things I've heard all year. Read it!!!!
   
   14/27 =D Yay! <3 Lux